Category Archives: Tuttle Mode
But Ya Are, Blanche!
TUTTLE MODE by James Tuttle Gentle reader, Last Saturday night, my dear friend Lisa and I had the honor of attending the opening night of Bitchslap! in West Hollywood, in which my friend C. Stephen Foster plays Bette Davis. If … Continue reading
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Hip to Be Square
TUTTLE MODE by James Tuttle Gentle reader, Okay, so don’t tell anyone, but I’ve been watching Smash on NBC from the very first episode. That surprised me because I hate musicals, aside from Cabaret and Chicago, both of which are … Continue reading
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Ball So Hard
TUTTLE MODE by James Tuttle Gentle reader, Over the weekend, I took Scott—or The Gimp, as he is known since fucking up his Achilles tendon last week—and braved the democratic hordes of Universal CityWalk with his crutches to catch the … Continue reading
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I’m Too Sexy for My Shirt
TUTTLE MODE by James Tuttle Gentle reader, I just watched a show where all the girls had the same damn hairstyle, parted in the middle and flattened down until it reached the sides where it fell into loose barrel curls. … Continue reading
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Swimsuit Issues
TUTTLE MODE by James Tuttle Gentle reader, You know how you can’t seem to walk away from some bad relationships no matter how painful they are? Even though you know you’ll ultimately be disappointed, you go back for more again … Continue reading
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Always a Bridesmaid
TUTTLE MODE by James Tuttle Gentle reader, I was just going through the arduous task of deleting today’s Facebook friend requests when I decided to flip on the TV to make the process less tedious and what should appear on … Continue reading
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Tiny Dancers
TUTTLE MODE By James Tuttle Gentle reader, As disturbing as it sounds, I finally decided to tune into Lifetime’s Dance Moms the other day and saw a bunch of little girls in red tracksuits chasing after a really big lady … Continue reading
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Duck and Cover
TUTTLE MODE by James Tuttle Gentle reader, Scrolling down the cable lineup over the weekend, I ran across something called Duck Dynasty on A&E and since they were airing six episodes back to back I thought it must be something … Continue reading
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Gym Class Heroes
TUTTLE MODE by James Tuttle Gentle reader, I caught a few minutes of the Shahs of Sunset pilot when I was running on the treadmill last week, but sweat and subtitles didn’t really seem the correct fit for this show … Continue reading
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Stars Are Blind
TUTTLE MODE by James Tuttle Gentle reader, For weeks people were asking me what I thought about this new Fashion Star show on NBC and, since it wasn’t on yet, I only had the billboards to go by. Unfortunately, they … Continue reading
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